I bought a 15″ Apple Powerbook!
Muahahaha!
I bought a 15 inch Apple Powerbook! Soon I can actually throw this 1999 G3 Wallstreet Powerbook out the window, just like I have been wanting to for, oh, far to long now 
OK, OK, I won’t really heave it out the window. But I can think about it.
I am going to be so cool! So l33t! No more whirly ball of death for me!
Now I just have to hold my breath for the 5-7 days it will take for build and delivery.
Excuse me - I have to go “wheeeeeeeee!!!!!” again!